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A memo to the Baltimore Police Department: My brother is on the loose!

A message for the Baltimore Police Department: Please be on the lookout for my brother. He’s about 6-0, maybe 175 pounds. He is not armed but can be mildly dangerous if cornered. He also runs pretty fast. He doesn’t live in Baltimore, … Continue reading

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Guns don’t kill people, cell phones kill people

This isn’t a post about texting-and-driving. Everyone knows you shouldn’t do it. Everyone is going to do it anyway. When someone gets killed, people will stop texting-and-driving for approximately 10 seconds, which is the length of time it takes the … Continue reading

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