A collection of quotes meant to amuse, provoke thought, and perhaps, inspire. Have one to share? Submit it below. Enjoy!
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
— Albert Einstein
Don’t let them fool you, or even try to school you. Oh, no! We’ve got a mind of our own, so go to hell if what you’re thinking is not right. Love would never leave us alone. In the darkness there must come out the light.
— Bob Marley, Could You Be Loved?
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, “Wish you were here.”
— Comedian Steven Wright
“I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I’d work for the Klan.”
— Former NBA star Charles Barkley
“With the lights out it’s less dangerous, Here we are now, Entertain us, I feel stupid and contagious, Here we are now, Entertain us.”
— Smell Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana, 1991
“Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn’t any. But this wrongs the jackass.”
— Mark Twain
“The first step toward creating an improved future is developing the ability to envision it. VISION will ignite the fire of passion that fuels our committment to do WHATEVER IT TAKES to achieve excellence. Only VISION allows us to transform dreams of greatness into the reality of achievement through human action. VISION has no boundaries and knows no limits. Our VISION is what we become in life.”
— Indianapolis Colts coach Tony Dungy
“With Chuck Berry, you’ve got the all-time four-star player. He’s a great performer, a great writer, a great singer, and a great player. Not many people have that, all four things combined. Some can sing great, but they don’t write. Some write, but they don’t sing. Chuck Berry was the first of that. There’s only a handful of them. John Fogerty is one, the Beatles…There’s very few that have all that covered. And I’m talking about great writing and great performing. I’m not just talking about, ‘Oh, he plays guitar pretty good or he writes pretty good.’ (He’s) up there on the top with all four things…Arguably, probably the greatest rock ‘n’ roll star ever.”
— George Thorogood
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
— Comedian George Carlin