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Researching what beautiful women want (so you don’t have to!)

I would like to make a request of my handful of faithful AB readers out there. Please spread the word. I am now accepting research money for a special project I have dreamed up. It will be ground-breaking and Earth-shaking. … Continue reading

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That’s retarded: Ahh nuts!

Why oh why do people do the things that they do? A man in Malaysia, perhaps worried that his pending engagement would fall through because of the size of his penis (or lack thereof) came up with a plan.  He did what … Continue reading

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Hello God, it’s me Bob

Hello everyone, and welcome to my blog. This is my first attempt at such an adventure, so please bear with me. The beauty of these things is that you can make it whatever you want. I plan for this space to … Continue reading

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