Category Archives: politics

Guns don’t kill people, cell phones kill people

This isn’t a post about texting-and-driving. Everyone knows you shouldn’t do it. Everyone is going to do it anyway. When someone gets killed, people will stop texting-and-driving for approximately 10 seconds, which is the length of time it takes the … Continue reading

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How Larry Craig ruined my Bon Jovi solo

I went to the gym the other day. I had to get my pump on, get HUGE. It takes a lot of work to attain a studly look like this. While I was in the shower, I gradually became aware of … Continue reading

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This is not intended to be a factual blog post

Arizona Sen. Jon Kyl is a cheapskate who only tips about 5 percent. He tears the tags off his mattresses, runs with scissors whenever possible, and refuses to recycle. He hates freedom, ice cream and kittens. He is a card-carrying … Continue reading

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Wall Street bailout? You first!

So House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says she won’t support Bush’s $700 million bailout plan unless Republican legislators pledge their support. This according to a story on TheHill.com. In related news, the neighbor dog says he won’t pee on the bush … Continue reading

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Hogan knows best: Voting is HAAARRD!

Clearly, Brooke Hogan is a political genius. Will she vote in the 2008 presidential election? Maybe not, at least until she gets more information. Like who’s running. Actually that’s not fair, the daughter of professional wrestler Hulk Hogan, and a budding pseudo-celebrity … Continue reading

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