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An idea for any young adult who complains of boredom: Go fuck yourself

I hear it all the time. At work. At the gym. At the mall. At the store.

It usually comes from the mouth of an adult somewhere between the ages of 18-30, and generally sounds something like this: (in a very annoying voice) “Oh my God, I’m sooooooo bored.”

I have an idea for any person who says this: Go fuck yourself. Continue reading

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My co-worker says I have a fat face

Well to be fair, he didn’t really say that. He implied it. Or, actually he implied that I used to have a fat face. I guess if I had written a more accurate headline, it would have said “My co-worker implied … Continue reading

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In death, world’s oldest man leaves lesson on how to live

Walter Bruening died on Thursday in Great Falls, Mont. at the age of 114. He leaves behind 111 years of memories – think about that! – and a wealth of wisdom, including the secrets to living a long life. Among … Continue reading

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I know how to take care of my kids!

Engaging in a drive-by shooting against your daughter’s ex-boyfriend does not make you a great mother. Not even in St. Tammamy, La. Story from WWL – AM870

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Model auctioning off her virginity

Would you like to have sex with this woman? Well it’s going to cost you. A lot. This lovely girl (an Italian model!) is charging a mere 1 million Euros for the honor of being her first sexual partner. She seems … Continue reading

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