Category Archives: Humor

When a refugee reviews Hungary on Yelp …

Our stay in Hungary so far has been an absolute delight!

We have been walking for awhile, and this vacation across Europe has been a lot more tiring than we expected, but we have experienced nothing but kindness from the fine government which has so warmly received me and my family this week. Continue reading

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Christopher Columbus tries to convince the Lil’ General to support his voyage

When Christopher Columbus persuaded King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain to support his voyage into the West, it changed the course of world history.

But imagine if Columbus was trying to convince the Lil’ General to support his quest. Continue reading

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An idea for any young adult who complains of boredom: Go fuck yourself

I hear it all the time. At work. At the gym. At the mall. At the store.

It usually comes from the mouth of an adult somewhere between the ages of 18-30, and generally sounds something like this: (in a very annoying voice) “Oh my God, I’m sooooooo bored.”

I have an idea for any person who says this: Go fuck yourself. Continue reading

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The Lil’ General plans to go to battle … eventually … without bullets

The war has become a bogged-down affair, with little movement either good or bad in recent months. As talented and capable as the troops are, their morale has slowly eroded as they sit in the trenches and wait for the … Continue reading

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Guns don’t kill people, cell phones kill people

This isn’t a post about texting-and-driving. Everyone knows you shouldn’t do it. Everyone is going to do it anyway. When someone gets killed, people will stop texting-and-driving for approximately 10 seconds, which is the length of time it takes the … Continue reading

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