Category Archives: Heath

My co-worker says I have a fat face

Well to be fair, he didn’t really say that. He implied it. Or, actually he implied that I used to have a fat face. I guess if I had written a more accurate headline, it would have said “My co-worker implied … Continue reading

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Researching what beautiful women want (so you don’t have to!)

I would like to make a request of my handful of faithful AB readers out there. Please spread the word. I am now accepting research money for a special project I have dreamed up. It will be ground-breaking and Earth-shaking. … Continue reading

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In death, world’s oldest man leaves lesson on how to live

Walter Bruening died on Thursday in Great Falls, Mont. at the age of 114. He leaves behind 111 years of memories – think about that! – and a wealth of wisdom, including the secrets to living a long life. Among … Continue reading

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