Category Archives: Entertainment

How Larry Craig ruined my Bon Jovi solo

I went to the gym the other day. I had to get my pump on, get HUGE. It takes a lot of work to attain a studly look like this. While I was in the shower, I gradually became aware of … Continue reading

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Hogan knows best: Voting is HAAARRD!

Clearly, Brooke Hogan is a political genius. Will she vote in the 2008 presidential election? Maybe not, at least until she gets more information. Like who’s running. Actually that’s not fair, the daughter of professional wrestler Hulk Hogan, and a budding pseudo-celebrity … Continue reading

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First Georgia, now Russia marching on South Park

Russia, quite simply, has gone too far. Do what you will to the poor people of Georgia. Stoke the embers of the Cold War. Hog all the oil in Eastern Europe. But you better keep your dirty hands off South Park. Yep, the … Continue reading

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No pooping on Bolt’s party

For those of you who thought Usain Bolt celebrated a little too much at the Olympics — we’re looking at you Mr. Rogge — all we can say is LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS! Seriously, if you were 22 years old and … Continue reading

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Your cheatin’ (Olympic) hearts

Remember when all anyone could talk about at the Beijing Olympics was the pollution mist? We were expecting cyclists to die of asphyxiation on the course, swimmers to grow extra limbs, and race walkers forced to slow to a comfortable … Continue reading

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