Category Archives: Crime

A memo to the Baltimore Police Department: My brother is on the loose!

A message for the Baltimore Police Department: Please be on the lookout for my brother. He’s about 6-0, maybe 175 pounds. He is not armed but can be mildly dangerous if cornered. He also runs pretty fast. He doesn’t live in Baltimore, … Continue reading

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Guns don’t kill people, cell phones kill people

This isn’t a post about texting-and-driving. Everyone knows you shouldn’t do it. Everyone is going to do it anyway. When someone gets killed, people will stop texting-and-driving for approximately 10 seconds, which is the length of time it takes the … Continue reading

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How Larry Craig ruined my Bon Jovi solo

I went to the gym the other day. I had to get my pump on, get HUGE. It takes a lot of work to attain a studly look like this. While I was in the shower, I gradually became aware of … Continue reading

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I know how to take care of my kids!

Engaging in a drive-by shooting against your daughter’s ex-boyfriend does not make you a great mother. Not even in St. Tammamy, La. Story from WWL – AM870

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Lost: $30,000. Reward for return: $1,000. Do the math.

What’s more, the guy hid this cash in his garbage can. And to think, he could’ve just given it to me to keep in my garbage can. What was he thinking? New Castle Man Hides $30K In Trash; Money Not … Continue reading

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