Monthly Archives: September 2015

5 things professional athletes are allowed to do that you can’t

Don’t you wish you were a professional athlete? Not only would you be rich and famous, you’d be adored by millions and never have to buy another drink in your life. Well it turns out there are a lot of other less-talked-about perks to being a pro athlete. Let’s take a look at five things they can get away with that you can’t. Continue reading

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When a refugee reviews Hungary on Yelp …

Our stay in Hungary so far has been an absolute delight!

We have been walking for awhile, and this vacation across Europe has been a lot more tiring than we expected, but we have experienced nothing but kindness from the fine government which has so warmly received me and my family this week. Continue reading

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A memo to the Baltimore Police Department: My brother is on the loose!

A message for the Baltimore Police Department: Please be on the lookout for my brother. He’s about 6-0, maybe 175 pounds. He is not armed but can be mildly dangerous if cornered. He also runs pretty fast. He doesn’t live in Baltimore, … Continue reading

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Christopher Columbus tries to convince the Lil’ General to support his voyage

When Christopher Columbus persuaded King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain to support his voyage into the West, it changed the course of world history.

But imagine if Columbus was trying to convince the Lil’ General to support his quest. Continue reading

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