Wall Street bailout? You first!

So House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says she won’t support Bush’s $700 million bailout plan unless Republican legislators pledge their support. This according to a story on TheHill.com.
In related news, the neighbor dog says he won’t pee on the bush unless the other neighbor dogs pledge to also pee on the bush first. You see, the [...]

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Hogan knows best: Voting is HAAARRD!

Clearly, Brooke Hogan is a political genius. Will she vote in the 2008 presidential election? Maybe not, at least until she gets more information. Like who’s running.
Actually that’s not fair, the daughter of professional wrestler Hulk Hogan, and a budding pseudo-celebrity herself, knows all about Obama and McCain. Like, she totally knows that Obama and McCain are [...]

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Republicans for slavery!

If you had a chance to interview a presidential candidate, what would you ask?
If you are Whoopi Goldberg, and the candidate is John McCain, the answer is obvious: You ask if you should be worried about the return of slavery.
Because obviously McCain is old. And he’s white. Therefore, he probably thinks slavery is a pretty [...]

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Stop rocking the vote

Kid Rock might be one of the few celebrities who gets it. Famous people and politics don’t always mix.
He spouted off about not spouting off in an interview with CMT.
“I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics,” he noted. [...]

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McCain speech shocking? Hardly

Chris Matthews was beside himself, stunned by the conclusion of the Republican National Convention. John McCain “divorced” himself from George Bush! From his own party! The party in power? How is this possible?
Then this article came out in the New York Times, stating that the party in power was running as if it weren’t.
The effort [...]

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