I know how to take care of my kids!

Engaging in a drive-by shooting against your daughter’s ex-boyfriend does not make you a great mother. Not even in St. Tammamy, La.
Story from WWL – AM870

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Model auctioning off her virginity

Would you like to have sex with this woman? Well it’s going to cost you.
A lot.
This lovely girl (an Italian model!) is charging a mere 1 million Euros for the honor of being her first sexual partner.
She seems like a sweet young lady. The kind you’d like to take home to your mother. Provided your mother [...]

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Good luck to you, New Orleans

Here’s hoping that Gustav doesn’t have anywhere near the devastating effect that Katrina had on New Orleans and the surrounding region.
It’s got to be disheartening for those who went back to their town to consider the prospect of losing all their hard work at rebuilding in the blink of an eye.
It’s hard to predict what [...]

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That’s retarded: Georgia on her mind

You just knew this was going to happen as soon as the Russia-Georgia conflict escalated to the point of 24-hour CNN coverage. Someone would be retarded enough to get their Georgia’s confused.
A woman from the U.S. state of Georgia went online and sent out a plea for help. Where were all the tanks, she asked, [...]

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Hot Pockets recalled: Hopefully it’s not too late

It appears that comedian Jim Gaffigan was on to something. The Hot Pockets scourge must be stopped.
If you haven’t heard his rollicking routine on what he calls a pop tart filled with nasty meat, you can watch it here (trust me, it’s worth it).

Someone, apparently, was listening, as the Nestle company [...]

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