Model auctioning off her virginity

Would you like to have sex with this woman? Well it’s going to cost you.
A lot.
This lovely girl (an Italian model!) is charging a mere 1 million Euros for the honor of being her first sexual partner.
She seems like a sweet young lady. The kind you’d like to take home to your mother. Provided your mother [...]

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P. Diddy, political wonk

The closer we get to the presidential election, the crazier things get.
Already, we’ve got Al Gore and Michael Moore (and God, of course) conjuring up a hurricane to ruin the Republican convention, a crazy preacher doing everything he can to unintentionally sink Obama, and a big-time Clinton supporter switching to McCain.
It’s hard to know which [...]

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That’s retarded: Fore!

Cool: Hitting a golf ball off a mountain top.
Retarded: Using your backpack as a tee, hitting it fat, and — oops! — say goodbye to your backpack!
The guy does deserve credit, however, for laughing at himself. At least he knows he’s retarded. Hopefully the backpack didn’t contain anything crucial like, you know, food, water, warm [...]

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No pooping on Bolt’s party

For those of you who thought Usain Bolt celebrated a little too much at the Olympics — we’re looking at you Mr. Rogge — all we can say is LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS!
Seriously, if you were 22 years old and had just done something equally amazing, like say, served 1,000 more burgers in an hour than [...]

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That’s retarded: Georgia on her mind

You just knew this was going to happen as soon as the Russia-Georgia conflict escalated to the point of 24-hour CNN coverage. Someone would be retarded enough to get their Georgia’s confused.
A woman from the U.S. state of Georgia went online and sent out a plea for help. Where were all the tanks, she asked, [...]

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