Hogan knows best: Voting is HAAARRD!

Clearly, Brooke Hogan is a political genius. Will she vote in the 2008 presidential election? Maybe not, at least until she gets more information. Like who’s running. Actually that’s not fair, the daughter of professional wrestler Hulk Hogan, and a budding pseudo-celebrity herself, knows all about Obama and McCain. Like, she totally knows that Obama and McCain [...]

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First Georgia, now Russia marching on South Park

Russia, quite simply, has gone too far. Do what you will to the poor people of Georgia. Stoke the embers of the Cold War. Hog all the oil in Eastern Europe. But you better keep your dirty hands off South Park. Yep, the once and future communists are trying to ban the wonderfully witty satire cartoon from their [...]

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No pooping on Bolt’s party

For those of you who thought Usain Bolt celebrated a little too much at the Olympics — we’re looking at you Mr. Rogge — all we can say is LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS! Seriously, if you were 22 years old and had just done something equally amazing, like say, served 1,000 more burgers in an hour [...]

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Your cheatin’ (Olympic) hearts

Remember when all anyone could talk about at the Beijing Olympics was the pollution mist? We were expecting cyclists to die of asphyxiation on the course, swimmers to grow extra limbs, and race walkers forced to slow to a comfortable mosey. But roughly one week in, the horrid pollution has been mostly forgotten, thanks mostly [...]

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Do you work here?

The folks over at Improv Everywhere had done a masterful job with their good, clean pranks. In their most recent “mission” they send sets of twins onto the subway to create a human mirror. (You can see the reactions of passengers here. And just for fun, I decided to post this old stunt where they [...]

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