Brooke Hogan
Clearly, Brooke Hogan is a political genius. Will she vote in the 2008 presidential election? Maybe not, at least until she gets more information. Like who’s running.
Actually that’s not fair, the daughter of professional wrestler Hulk Hogan, and a budding pseudo-celebrity herself, knows all about Obama and McCain. Like, she totally knows that Obama and McCain are running for president. And she knows that Obama is black! Isn’t that great?
But the younger, fairer Hogan, eligible to vote for the first time, whined to Howard Stern that “I feel it’s unfair to be judged by this whole voting thing.” And when asked who currently held the office of vice president, she blanked, complaining that “There’s too many frickin’ people in office!”
(You can read the story, and listen to the Stern audio here.)
Cheney's pissed!
OK, so Brooke doesn’t know who’s vice president. Does that make her an idiot? Well, let’s rephrase that … does that make her unique among Americans? Of course not! But at least give her credit. She should be applauded for saying she may not vote because she doesn’t want to make a wrong decision. She claims she “looked into” registering, or at least had her bookkeeper look into it for her.
In a related story, Brooke Hogan’s bookkeeper is being lobbied by both sides to get lost on the way to registration.
More fun found on the Web:
- Mexico has financial crisis, U.S. comes to the rescue. Same thing when problems hit Asia. But when the U.S. has a financial crisis, the world laughs. But remember gloaters, we’re all connected to each other in this global economy. (L.A. Times)
- At least Posh Spice is starting to like things better in L.A. So much that she’s eating! And (GASP) is that a smile?! (TheSun)
- Keeping the bottle full of beer does not make you a good mother. Not even in Oklahoma. (NewsOK.com)
- Manhattan Congressman calls Sarah Palin “disabled.” Some people might find this offensive. Like, you know, Palin’s son, who has Down syndrome. (WCBSTV.com)
- Obama offers some substance to back the rhetoric. The topic? The economic crisis. (HuffingtonPost)
