Madonna shocked by sex ritual … huh?!?

Who would’ve thought Madonna, the one-time mistress of musical shock and awe, could be shocked by sex? Alas, in a sign of the changing times, it’s true.

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Update on the balloon man

Well the inevitable has come to pass, as the Brazilian navy has called off the search for the missing priest who thought it would be a good idea to raise money by floating in a chair suspended by hundreds of helium balloons. The man, a Catholic priest named Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli, floated off [...]

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The NBA: Where shots to the nuts happen

David West (30) of the New Orleans Hornets found a unique way to clear the defense out of his way during Sunday’s win over the Dallas Mavericks. If ever there has been such a thing as an offensive foul, this would have to be it. But the real question here is why is Dallas’ Devean George [...]

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Don’t laugh: Balloon man floats to heaven

If I didn’t already make my reservation in hell by getting drunk at Disneyland years ago — it IS the happiest place on Earth! — I most certainly will with this post. Under the category of strange but true, a Catholic priest has gone missing after his plan to raise money by setting a record for flying [...]

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Danica Patrick is no Anna Kournikova

Well it’s official, finally. Danica Patrick can never, ever, ever be compared to Anna Kournikova. And that’s a good thing. Not to say there’s anything wrong with the woman who was once the celebrated bombshell of tennis. The woman who toyed with the hearts of Russia’s hockey studs, inspired stalkers everywhere, and won … well, [...]

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